*** Level C4T Threat Warning ***
If a domestic house cat approaches you and purrs and rubs up against you, this is not a show of trust.
They are probing for weaknesses and attempting to slowly kill you with their toxic sebaceous oils designed to elicit an ever increasing level of severity form of acute bronchitis.
Can confirm. I still have the signed paperwork around here somewhere. *shuffles loose papers*
If encountered during your travels on this strange planet, open the pouch in your survival kit labeled “The Nip”, throw it at them and run before their cuteness seduces you into staying.
Don’t be fooled by their cuteness.
They are the Children of the God of Death.
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🧙♂️~Lucifer🧝♀️
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Peace, Love, Unity, Respect All Life
We are PLURAL
One Truth, One Love
We are ONE
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Finish Him!
