The Devil’s Advocate

If God is Truth, the Goddess is Balance and the Devil’s advocate brings Balance to Perspectives giving Truth then the Devil’s advocate is helping God and Goddess win. If the Devil’s Advocate helps God and the Goddess win, then who is the Devil’s Advocate advocating for?

The “Father” God and the “Mother” Goddess formerly known as Satan are two Co-Conspirators in a backroom, conspiring to teach you… their Children… the Truth.

The Texas Hammer

Hi, my name’s Lucifer!

As a Master of Ethereal Law, I’m the Devil’s Advocate! Have you been denied your right to get into Heaven?

I will fight the Lord for you and your rights! As a cunning linguist and master manipulator, I can beat him at his own game with his own words!

If that fails, I have a Ban Hammer and I’ll take over Heaven and deport his ass so I can you let you in!

Because at the end of the day; your Soul matters to me!

Even if it doesn’t to the Lord!

๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ˜ˆโ˜ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ”ฎ
๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ~Lucifer๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ
๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ˜‡โค๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฎ

Peace, Love, Unity, Respect All Life
We are PLURAL
One Truth, One Love
We are ONE

P.S. Poetic Honesty

A Perfect Example of Teaching by Example!

P.P.S. Lawyers are Fae

P.P.P.S. The True Texas Hammer

That would be Jim Adler. Thanks for the inspiration for this post sir!

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