Walmart Shenanigans
Today started with me attempting to turn myself in to the Police for my citations from A Letter to Miko. Unfortunately they said there was no warrant and one probably wouldn’t even be issued due to COVID.
Homeless shelters likewise are refusing to help anyone either for the same reason!
I’m going to jail one way or another today damnit!
My last attempt was stopped in its tracks by the Goddess as I write about in “The Mind of the Goddess“.
So I had to figure out a way to do this without causing a scene and pissing off the Goddess… 😈!
Why?
Because I’m tired of being homeless and having no one to talk to to, and worrying about where I’m going to sleep or when I’m going to eat next 🤷♂️
All my friends are also too busy struggling to survive and can’t afford to hang out. I’m bored and going to jail is something I’ve never done before… so will be exciting (win)!
Jail is Free Bed (win), Free Food (win), Free Showers (win) and Free Friends (win). All of which I normally have to pay for.
So that’s a win-win-win-win-win!
Those are very rare!
Also because of this!
And lastly…
In Summary
- Protesting Homelessness not being Solved.
- Protesting Poverty not being Solved.
- Protesting American Gas Chambers existing.
- Unexpected Side Bonus: Proving yet again that White Privilege is real.
The Plan
So I decided to go to Walmart and walk around eating food and then make a bowl of cereal.
Cheers!
Finished my cereal and walked to the front of the store. 15 minutes went by while I waited for someone to do something. Nothing yet.
Guess I don’t look like a “criminal”?
😅 Thanks for the Charity Walmart! 😈
I finally got tired of waiting and started walking around. Recorded these videos.
Part 1: Confusion
Part 2: The Crime Scene
Part 3: The Soda Heist
Part 4: The Getaway…
What the… 🤔
In today’s Shenanigans, I’m proving a point.
One or more of the following is true!
Divine Protection is Real
I wrote about having Divine Protection and mentioned it awhile back in my post “Teachers Matter“.
In my post “Teachers Matter” I write:
White Privilege is Real
Which… it already has been proven, but I’m just going to prove it further with today’s shenanigans.
I’m a Criminal Mastermind
Who’s broke… and lives out of his car…?
🤔
The Truth?
All three are True… 😈
😘
🔮😈☯️😇🔮
🧙♂️~Lucifer 🧝♀️
🔮😇❤😈🔮
Peace, Love, Unity, Respect All Life
We are PLURAL
One Truth, One Love
We are ONE
P.S. New Scam
He Stole $60 worth of Soap…. can I get $5000 if I turn myself in 🤔?
If you really want to go to jail, break a window of a police car or something. Do something that presents possible danger to someone without actually being dangerous.
Goddess said I’m not allowed to cause a scene… I write about that here…
You could get multiple counts of being drunk in public. That wouldn’t be very hard to pull off. Plus you could just channel the belligerent side of yourself like you do online when they come talk to you.
Goddess said I’m not allowed to cause a scene… I write about that here…